Just as the Pyrenean Range separates the Iberian Peninsula from the rest of continental Europe; so has the use of PED’s [and unfounded speculation] began to divide unsuspecting Bicycsuals & Racyclists in local St. Louis Cycling forums… (See also the “why-everyone-is-winning-and-I’m-not – they’re-all-on-steroids-syndrome”)
We know it’s been awhile since we’ve added anything to our heart (and lust) filled blog and we just
Needles to say: “It’s not the size of your legs that counts, it’s the motion in their ocean”… if this idiom isn't working for you, don’t let your estrogen lead you down the wrong pathogen, and start smearing your fellow Bicycsuals. It's bad for the whole scene so peddle your trash talk in another arena. If you find yourself feeling weak, lethargic, or two-tired to push through the pain, there are studies which show that a small dose of fresh, local Pace Booty can play a bigger role in getting your test above the rest.
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We're not sure whether or not eating that steak bought from a Basque producer in 2010 will increase your performance, but before you take any sort of plunge; orthotrycycling behind the likes of our friend Shannon (@Shenanigans1313) or a neighborhood vixen near you... You might even get a chance to derailleur! (excuse our pun)