In the training bible for cycle-ists, it is stated in the Book of Revolutions that Jesus, having died for your spins (but more because he was a bleeding heart liberal with alien ideas), will return to Earth and with the Arch of the Covenant break the cycle of death and suffering (Samsara). In Revolution 3:14 (triple entendre intended on that 3.14 Saint Louis), Jesus refers to himself as the Amen and, at the end of the book, as the root and offspring of David. How could Jesus be of ancient Egypt before his time? How could he claim to be both the beginning and an offshoot of the royal bloodline of King David? How could someone who is dead, keep coming back? Is this just made up, or is Jesus a zombie? The answer to these age long questions is a simple one: Jesus was (and is) a cycle-ist.
This might seem absurd to any Western "logical" thinker but as we ascended to the zenith of the Civil Courthouse of St. Louis, the Sphinx of Egypt (with the Fleur de Lis emblazoned on its chest) judging over our shoulders, our eye began to open and our gears shifted into hyper meta-cognition. Meditating eastward, through the Arch, with our hearts in rhythm with Cahokia & Giza and our thoughts in cadence with the lost tribes of Israel and America, the world began to resemble a pyramid scheme and St. Louis as its capstone. The past and the future arced into the present and, where the "East meets the West", the great Lion rose up and lifted upon his head the Morning Star... the Fifth Hour has cycled round at last.